(Suddenly a portal opens up in Matt’s ceiling, revealing a bright celestial glow)
Hello Matt! It’s me, Daniel Day-Lewis.
Perhaps you remember the last time I saw you I had ascended on the back of a surly papa Pegasus into the great beyond. You had arranged the Gael for uke, so thence my time on this earth was done.
Under the majestical roof of heaven, they only play open chords, for they are the fairest and sweetest of harmonies.
Anyway, just wanted to say hello, lol. G2G.
(The portal to the other realm closes, but also all the pens from your desk get sucked into it by mistake)
(I accept the consequences of writing this post. 😂😂😂😅😅😅)